ineedtoo:kathlellen:dazzlingdelta:miltnr:fusioned:andrearosen:
Highlights, y’all.  Goofus may have been the asshole, but with whom would you want to sleep?  (Assuming they grew up in cartoon time.)  Answer: Not Gallant.“Goofus takes Cary to a dive bar and then keeps her up all night makin’ whoopie in his parents’ basement.”“Gallant brings Cary supermarket carnations and a Dave Matthews CD, then has her home by eleven because it’s a weeknight.”“Goofus is a huge dick, but he also has a huge dick.”“Gallant is a great, big, orange-sharing puss.”

ineedtoo:kathlellen:dazzlingdelta:miltnr:fusioned:andrearosen:

Highlights, y’all.  Goofus may have been the asshole, but with whom would you want to sleep?  (Assuming they grew up in cartoon time.)  Answer: Not Gallant.

“Goofus takes Cary to a dive bar and then keeps her up all night makin’ whoopie in his parents’ basement.”

“Gallant brings Cary supermarket carnations and a Dave Matthews CD, then has her home by eleven because it’s a weeknight.”

“Goofus is a huge dick, but he also has a huge dick.”

“Gallant is a great, big, orange-sharing puss.”

November 12, 2008    11 notes    Comments
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