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Highlights, y’all. Goofus may have been the asshole, but with whom would you want to sleep? (Assuming they grew up in cartoon time.) Answer: Not Gallant.
“Goofus takes Cary to a dive bar and then keeps her up all night makin’ whoopie in his parents’ basement.”
“Gallant brings Cary supermarket carnations and a Dave Matthews CD, then has her home by eleven because it’s a weeknight.”
“Goofus is a huge dick, but he also has a huge dick.”
“Gallant is a great, big, orange-sharing puss.”
