I was five years old when Daddy parked me in front of the television and said, "You cannot go to kindergarten until you’ve seen Animal House,” and there we sat all afternoon, watching Bluto start a food fight and Babs take her top off and Otter fuck the dean’s wife. Thus I began my education with all the education I ever really needed: the fraternal ritual and the co-ed style of Faber College.

I was five years old when Daddy parked me in front of the television and said, "You cannot go to kindergarten until you’ve seen Animal House,” and there we sat all afternoon, watching Bluto start a food fight and Babs take her top off and Otter fuck the dean’s wife. Thus I began my education with all the education I ever really needed: the fraternal ritual and the co-ed style of Faber College.

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    Animal House.
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    substitute kindergarten for college and this was me.