Perpetual Astonishment

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Wed Jul 23

Sorry CRF...

katiebeck:

but it looks like this picture of your boy Bales…

is taking on a whole new meaning. Apparently the hunk turned himself in for assault today. On his mother and sister!!

“LONDON — The darkness around Batman has deepened: While audiences were shattering weekend box-office records in the U.S., Christian Bale was in London, where his mother and sister reportedly leveled assault allegations against the star of “The Dark Knight” that have yet to become clear.”

It’s alright, though. The whole Bad Boy thing is kinda hot. If it hadn’t been assaulting a woman (or two women — one of whom carried him in her womb for nine months), he’d be even sexier in my book.

Oh puh-leeze! He can assault me all the way to the bedroom…any day!

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