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Anonymous asked: Senior year spring break. No desire to go to Panama City Beach or South Padre which is where my friends are going. It's so expensive and I'm not in to getting drunk all day and laying around on the beach (ok, I'm in to that, but not for 7 days straight). Do I suck it up and go be with my friends or do something that I actually want to do?

Surely you have one friend who agrees that Panama City Beach and South Padre are the fucking worst. Hell, you might even have two! Gather the elegant troops and go to South Beach, where you have the choice of raging all day in the sun and other, more genteel diversions. If that’s not an option, just join your friends in whatever suck hole they pick to desecrate and stay for the first two nights. Then fake a stomach bug and fly home early. Actually, you probably won’t have to fake that. Bon voyage!

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