I am not every American girl, but I'm a very good one. Opinions expressed here are strictly my own.
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"Whenever things don’t go so well,
And you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll
That you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it,
And as you whack the stuffing out,
Yell, “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”"