John Carney: holiday sage.

41. Avoid any girl who won’t wear a skirt in winter. The winter is too long as it is without having to do without legs. You’ll end up in the stairwell of a Christmas party making out with a girl in skirt.

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   i hate that girl. when she isn’t me.

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   This one is so true. I was hanging out with a friend last night who I dated for a short time years ago. We met on a...

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   35. Avoid any girl who won’t make out with you in a taxi. She lacks a properly functioning sexual instinct. This list is...

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