Wed
Sep
30
I JUST RECEIVED THE DINNER DATE CONFIRMATION OF THE MONTH. MY RESPONSES ARE ITALICIZED.
from: Kate
to: Emma, Liz, Cary
date: Wed, Sep 30, 2009 at 8:25 AM
subject: Back Alley Babes
So what do you guys say: Freemans at eight?
I SAY HIP HIP HOORAY.
We are taking a chance getting there that late with no reservation but I look too stupid today to come straight from work.
LIES. YOU KNOW YOU’LL LOOK LIKE A SMOKIN’ HOT, STONE COLD FOX.
Items to be discussed:
What it feels like to say “I quit”
JOBS, Y’ALL, BUT ALSO RELATIONSHIPS.
The art of hard to get
NOT HAPPENING ON MY PLANET ANY TIME SOON.
India
AND DETAILS OF THE LONG FLIGHT THERE.
Our gender’s plot to change our luck with the changing seasons
SEE ITEM TWO.
Dark Liquor
AND ALSO MARTINIS.
Sage advice on securing jobs from those who just did
SEE ITEM ONE.
Halloween Costumes
I HAVEN’T DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN SINCE 2003.
Psychological theory re: indifference and emotional ineptness and the men we date (aka 10 minutes of boy bashing)
TEN MINUTES PER GIRL OR TOTAL? TBD.
Fall fashion
OR “WHY IN HELL DID I BUY THESE HIDEOUS BOOTS?”.
Friends who forget friends’ birthdays
WE ARE TRULY SORRY, AND WE HUMBLY REPENT.
And much, much more
SUCH AS THE MARATHON, PROS AND CONS OF THE HAMPTONS, AND A TENTATIVE IMPENDING BLUEPRINT CLEANSE.
xxx,
K.
