100 reasons why I run:
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To see the sun rise.
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To blow off steam.
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To eat whatever I want.
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To raise money for good causes.
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To avoid people.
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To spend time with friends.
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To hear my favorite song.
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Prime daydream time.
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To remember my ex-boyfriends.
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To feel better than my ex-boyfriends.
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To compete with my ex-boyfriends.
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To forget my ex-boyfriends.
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Window-shopping.
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To figure out Brooklyn.
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Because the ocean is at the end.
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Because I know I can.
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Because sometimes I think I cannot.
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Because runners love to talk about running.
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Because I bought these new shoes.
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To justify buying the Nike Legend pant.
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To run errands…literally.
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To beat my old PR.
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To break a six-minute mile…again.
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To feel like I did when I was 19.
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Marathon training.
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Corporate challenges.
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Because I like the taste of vanilla Gu.
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To sprint up the boardwalk at Coney Island.
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To feel long and strong.
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Because my hair is long enough for a real ponytail.
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Because I have these great spandex shorts.
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Because the weather is gorgeous.
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To say I've crossed all three Manhattan bridges in one day.
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New socks.
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Because I'm between the not hungry and hungry stages.
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Because I am going to eat so much food tonight.
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To cure this hangover.
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To prevent this hangover.
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To fit into those jeans again.
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To sweat out the impurities.
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To warm up for another workout.
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Because it's Saturday morning, and I have nothing else to do.
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Because it's Monday morning, and I have a million things to do.
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Because he doesn't think I can.
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Because I no longer know if I can.
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Because I said I would.
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To get a tan.
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To see the sights.
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To get my bearings.
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To get lost.
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To pick up coffee.
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Because I don't have a hangover.
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Because nobody else is up.
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To catch the sunset.
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Because all my friends have other plans.
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Because we're all going out tonight.
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Because I have not listened to Usher in a while.
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Because I have not showered yet today.
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Because I want to shower but should justify it first.
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To sweat.
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To bring a sexy flushed pink to my cheeks.
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Because it's laundry day, and I have all these clean bras.
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Because my friends are waiting for me.
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Because nobody is expecting me.
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To get some alone time.
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To get some face time on the main drags.
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Because I feel skinny.
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Because I feel so fucking fat.
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Because I just painted my nails and they need a breeze to dry.
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Because if I don't, I might die.
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To save money when I feel a shopping impulse.
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To kill time.
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Because I never have any time.
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Because my legs feel fresh.
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Because my legs feel so tired.
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Sun's out, guns out.
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To visit a new neighborhood.
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To test my mettle.
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Because we're on vacation.
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Because sometimes I need to talk to myself.
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Because I am so incredibly happy.
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To avoid killing myself.
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Milkshakes and cheeseburgers.
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Because he said he wants to run with me.
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To justify not smoking cigarettes.
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Quick and easy getaways.
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To look cool.
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To have something to talk about at all times.
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Photo ops.
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Because it is such a good excuse to travel.
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Because it inspires other people.
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Because it inspires me.
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To get angry.
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Because it is the only time I ever cry anymore.
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To earn tee shirts and win medals.
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Because it gets me out of bed in the mornings.
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Because it makes me happier than any man ever has.
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To rehab my broken limbs.
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To believe in God.
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Because I have these two legs.