"While some ladies will dry up and wither with age, the gentlelady gets more rowdy and raucous and fun with each passing birthday. The gentlelady’s birthday is truly a blossoming event, year after year, and she is always excited to imbibe in the same fashion her gentleman counterpart might, with copious amounts of drink and sloppy mental record keeping of the events of the evening. And while a gentlelady always keeps her true age close to the breast, when she decides to celebrate her birthday she lets the world know it, and is even apt to send a clear message to the media."

—The Foggy Monocle

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