BOYS BOYS BOYS

Sweaty, sun-burned, tee shirt-wearing boys. Boys in bow ties. Boys in board shorts. Boys with stacks of Maxim and the Sporting News in the bathroom. Boys who wear cologne and boys who smell like ocean water. Boys in flip flops and boys in Sperrys and boys in ridiculous red sneakers. Boys in blazers. Boys blaring their awful music and boys crushing beer cans against their foreheads. Boys rolling joints. Boys rolling the windows down. Happy, laughing, clueless boys who don’t understand why girls do those things they do. Boy feelings. Boy jokes. Boy time. Boys’ nights out. Boys in packs and boys alone. Boys playing video games, and boys playing sports. Boys in tennis whites. Boys getting out of the pool and flicking their hair out of their eyes. Boys eating lamb chops and boys eating ice cream. Boys pouring the Champagne, and boys peeking at their girls behind the dressing room curtain. Boys who make me want to dress up. Dancing, flirting, keg-standing, campfire-building boys who still talk about college but have more fun now. Boys who wear their Wayfarers at night. Boys who pick good restaurants and boys who can cook. Boys who chirp. Boys who tell me something sweet. Boys pouring shots and boys with hangovers and boys eating big greasy burgers on patios. Well-mannered boys. Boys who like George Strait, and boys who run fast. Boys bouncing basketballs in the driveway, and boys falling asleep on the sunny spot of the living room floor. Brodeos of bong-hitting, beer-slamming, bar-hopping, babe-scoping, boat-steering, ball-tossing, beach-combing, book-reading, Bon Jovi-blasting boys, boys, boys, who infuriate me and make me swoon and inspire me to do crazy, stupid shit like taking too many sake bombs and jumping in the pool stark naked at three a.m. and laughing till my face hurts and driving all night just for a smooch.
I. Love. Boys.

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    oh, don’t we all……
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