Semper erit aestas.

2010

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January 3

2009

December 78
November 85
October 98
September 110
August 118
July 135
June 141
May 167
April 209
March 135
February 123
January 165

2008

December 94
November 108
October 179
September 160
August 160
July 144
June 143
May 119
April 105
March 69
February 56
January 46

2007

December 9
November
October
September
August
July
June
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February
January

Just before ten o'clock on Saturday...

…morning I turned a sharp corner and charged eastward where sand met sky. The last mile of the...
Jun 1st
“I wish I were 22 again with only my dramatic and feverishly...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald in a...
Jun 1st
Stomping divots at the Greenwich polo season opener. 
May 31st

Over beer and basketball in Brooklyn:

ZL: How would you sum up my blog? CR: It’s about…New York media. CR: And mine? ZL:...
May 30th
Listen Listen
inothernews: Will Smith: “Summertime”
May 30th
thedailycourtney: Friday night. Lake house. CAF, CLT, and...
May 30th

What are your top five favorite words?

In order, mine are: 1. Bullshit 2. Infuriating 3. Rhapsodic 4. Cerebral 5. Summer And just for...
May 29th
Rudee Inlet. Virginia Beach, V.A.
May 29th
“So on the subway after work today, I decided to give some...”
— E.J., in quite possibly the...
May 29th
Listen Listen
girlwearsmascara:mandalay: The Rolling Stones: “Gimme Shelter”
May 29th
At last night’s party it never once occurred to me to...
May 29th

I just wasted five minutes of my...

…life that I can never get back perusing a [Hometown] acquaintance’s most...
May 28th

TODAY I HAVE LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR SIX...

May 28th
via simko: Photograph by Aaron Ruell. More summer...
May 28th
In summertime there is only one correct way to eat ice...
May 28th
Listen Listen
kapi: Notorious B.I.G.: “Juicy”
May 28th
Most women think too much, overthinkers often...
May 27th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER and a story: My hometown, a proud stop...
May 27th
“There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to...”
— Nora Ephron
May 27th
And afterward, en route to Brother Jimmy’s. Thank God...
May 27th
At Hill Country on May 20. Showing off the brand new...
May 27th

On goals.

Cary Randolph: I want to write a novel about summer.
Mom: I think you already are.
May 27th
(via teaandstrumpets) Are these — rehabilitated...
May 27th
ANOTHER DOSE OF SUMMER: Rudee Inlet, Virginia Beach, VA.
May 26th

Because I am crazy...

…I just signed up for the Brooklyn Half-Marathon. The gun goes off this Saturday at...
May 26th
“You don’t run against a bloody stop watch, do you hear? A...”
— Bill Persons
May 26th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER.
May 26th

I was really bored at work last Friday...

A: Atlantic Ocean. Anheuser-Busch. Arnold Palmers. Air. Advertising.
B: Beaches. Boats. Boys. Booze. Books. Blonde. Brian Wilson. Badinage.
C: Convertibles. Calamari. Crustaceans. Cartwheels. Chesapeake Bay.
D: Dancing. Dandelions. Dixieland Delight. Docks. Dungeness crabs. Dune grass.
E: Eastern seaboard. Eros. Excel. Email. Eternal summer.
F: Frocks. Frippery. Four Tops. Fitzgerald. Family Reunions.
G: Gorgonzola. "Golden Age." Gazpacho. Guest rooms. Gray-shingled houses.
H: Hydrangeas. High heels. Hamptons 26.2. Hudson River. Happy hour. Hall/Oates.
I: Irvington, VA. Ice cream cones. iPhones. Independence Day.
J: Jalapeno poppers. Jack Purcells. Jack Rogers. Jack Kennedy. Jackson Browne.
K: Kites. Kyte. Kix (Berry Berry). Khaki cargo shorts. Kool-Aid. Keith McNally.
L: Long boards. Lipstick. Lawrenceville. Lobster rolls. "Liberty, she piroutte..."
M: Marathons. Manhattan. Margaritas. Mick Jagger. Motown. Motorcycles.
N: Newsprint. Nova lox. New shoes. Navy blue. Newport News.
O: Optical illusions. "Oh say, can you see..." Olives. OPI "Just Groovy."
P: Panama hats. Pools. Profiteroles. Paul Cezanne. Presidential mountain range.
Q: Quiet time. Quesadillas. Question marks. Quilt patterns.
R: Running. Road trips. Rioja red wine. Ring Pops. Reggae. Ray-Bans.
S: Smooches. Sunburns. Sporting News. Sailboats. "Sloop John B." Saab 9-3.
T: Tanqueray. Topsiders. Tuxedo jackets. Tony Montana. Tan lines.
U: Ultramarathons. Unexpected displays of affection. Unplanned dance parties.
V: Vocabulary. Violins. Verisimilitude. Vodka.
W: Waves. William Styron. Wedding receptions. Wall-E. Windowpanes.
X: Exuberance. Ex-boyfriends-turned-friends. Extemporaneous soliloquies.
Y: Youth. Yards. Yellow moons. "Yankee Doodle."
Z: Zig Zagger. Zip cords. Z-O-U.
May 26th
WALL-E earrings. You’re welcome.
May 26th
Warch Watch
tylercoates:dangermania. Stop whatever you’re doing. Put the conference call on hold, and...
May 26th

In this world full of chaos and...

May 26th
Board. Shadow. Battery Park.
May 25th
“Well, spring sprang. We’ve had our state of grace and...”
— David Assael
May 25th
Listen Listen
nedhepburn: Starlight Vocal Band: “Afternoon Delight”
May 25th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Wayne, Maine.
May 25th

Following a party in an...

…abandoned warehouse (heavy with half-pipes and red graffiti), we drove south to Oak Pointe...
May 24th
CR: It's about feeling and looking as comfortable in a ratty old polo as in a long formal gown (or in your case a tux). I keep thinking of that scene in Gatsby where they come to the city and drink bourbon, and it's super hot outside. That's pretty prep.
ZL: Gatsby is so prep.
CR: I think that sums it up. The Preppy Handbook ruined everything.
CR: I guess my point is that you either have it or you don't.
ZL: Absolutely. We've got it.
CR: We could write the book, but we shouldn't.
ZL: We could write the blog, but we kind of already do.
May 24th
May 24th
“The notion originated with Daisy’s suggestion that we...”
— F. S. Fitzgerald
May 24th
Last evening’s dose of summer. Green and light on...
May 24th
“Think enough, and you won’t know anything.”
— Kenneth Patchen (via...
May 24th
May 23rd
“Are you aware that for the last fifty feet everyone on the...”
— Random guy. To me. This...
May 23rd
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER. (via)
May 23rd
The Honorable Sophia Fermor-Hesketh. Photographed in...
May 22nd
“Decks are for drinking. Everyone knows that. That’s...”
— Roommate CCC
May 22nd
Listen Listen
habitual:katoleary:thepatriarchy: L.F.O. - ”Summer Girls”
May 22nd
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER, circa 1987.
May 22nd

Or not.

CR: I need a pair of Doc Martens.
ADS: Ummm, pass.
May 21st
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Ditch Plains, N.Y.
May 21st
“Whether the type of old sea captain that I have portrayed in...”
— Joseph C. Lincoln
May 21st
A coworker just left this on my desk with a note to please...
May 21st
Listen Listen
lickystickypickyme: The Four Tops: ”I Can’t Help Myself” My all-time favorite...
May 21st
This can only end badly.
May 21st

Top eleven Wednesday night skateboard...

Skate under the influence. After three Sam Adamses and a "LeBomb" (or three), I was cruising. I didn't care if I tripped, and I didn't think too hard, and the result was magical.
Skate with your friends. They will a) take pictures; and b) want to skate themselves. The sooner you rope them in, the sooner you have a gang.
After just two skates in two weeks (and, again, a lot of alcohol), I can now turn corners, maneuver around strangers, pop the board up to catch it, and jump onto it while it's moving. Yay, me.
Bypass the manicure. Save yourself ten bucks and shred your hands on sandpaper. That's what it feels like.
Umm, jeans. Don't wear the good pair.
Take your board into bars. It's an instant friend-maker.
Also don't leave your board unattended.
If you can text while skating, you're a natural.
Strangers are your buddies! Everyone roots for you. And if they don't, they will yell at you to get the hell out of the way, you crazy hooligan.
Ladies. Ditch the crunches. Buy a board. My abs are killing me.
SKATEBOARDING IS THE NEW RUNNING. I know, I can't believe I wrote it either. Y'all will see me in hell.
May 21st
This just happened. Manhattan, meet your newest menace to...
May 20th
elizablr: katoleary: Dear Cary Randolph, I forsee one of...
May 20th
“No matter how you stack me. No matter how you arrange me. No...”
— I Wrote This For You
May 20th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER spring.
May 20th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER.
May 20th

WRONG.

Sister JBF: What do you have going on today?
Cary Randolph: Dinner tonight, and, oh! I'm going downtown at lunch to buy --- a Zip Zinger.
Sister JBF: Sex toys, huh? That's desperate.
May 20th
via delbertshoopman, of course.
May 20th

To Gchat!

Cary Randolph: Question. What's the difference between "mazel tov" and "l'chaim"?
ZL: Mazel tov = congratulations.
ZL: L'chaim is used when toasting, literally, "To life!"
CR: And how do you say thank you? Because I know it isn't "Mazel tov."
ZL: Hm. I don't know.
ZL: Never said "thank you" in Hebrew.
ZL: Gracias?
May 19th
I'm going here tomorrow...
May 19th
jessperation:allisonweiss:thedailywhat ANOTHER DOSE OF...
May 19th
“For him in vain the envious seasons roll who bears eternal...”
— Oliver Wendell Holmes
May 19th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Photo by Stuart Gibson.
May 19th

FIVE THINGS I LEARNED WHILE IN...

I still like Dave Matthews Band, AND I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
My father hid a loaded .22 semi-automatic somewhere in our house and cannot find it.
I can run four miles in 26 minutes and it feels incredibly slow.
My entire family voted unanimously that I have no fashion sense. They announced this at the dinner table.
When setting up for a cartwheel it's best to try to get some air.
May 19th
One measly hour of this, and I have, I am not kidding, the...
May 18th
“I see when men love women. They give them but a little of...”
— Oscar Wilde (via victoryblues)
May 18th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER which requires some back story: I was...
May 18th

JUST HAPPENED.

Cary Randolph: What are y'all doing?
Sister JBF: What does it look like, dip shit?
Mom: We're trying to get rid of the ants.
Cary: Well, that's easy - just get rid of the uncles!
I CRACK UP HYSTERICALLY. EVERYONE ELSE JUST STARES.
May 17th
“Love the girl who holds the world In a paper cup. Come on...”
— Kenny Loggins,...
May 17th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Daddy on the Long Island Sound,...
May 17th
“There really is no greater feeling than running in the rain....”
— elizablr.:  
May 17th
This one graduates from high school today. At one time I...
May 16th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER.
May 16th
“That’s the way it goes in adolescence. You try things...”
— J. Eugenides, Middlesex
May 16th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing.
May 16th

The following conversation actually took...

Sister E: There's Cary!
Sister J: Yay! Wait. That's not Cary. She's way too short.
Eee: And her hair is too dark.
Jay: What the fuck is up with that girl's outfit?
Eee: Those awful shoes.
Jay: It would be Cary if it weren't for those shoes.
Eee: I wonder where Cary is!
Jay: That girl is turning around. She got her bag.
Eee: Wait is that---
Jay: That can't be---
Eee: Those shoes. Seriously what is that outfit?!
Jay: Oh my God, it's her.
(I emerge through the sliding doors and wave ecstatically.)
Cary: Hey y'all!
Eee: (rolls down window) What the FUCK are you wearing?
Cary: Huh? I planned this outfit for days!
May 15th

In the past couple months I have...

…become something of a mother hen to all my girl friends who, for one reason or another, have...
May 14th
Twenty tips to stay cool on your summer run!
May 14th
“All my potential as a human being is realized in the...”
— C. Randolph
May 14th
DAILY DOSE.
May 14th
That crazy window that I love so much. You can find it on...
May 14th

Everyone knows that I...

…run obsessively and also quite fast and talk about it until I am blue in the face, however...
May 13th
American Gothic, Wall-E-ified.
May 13th
“I went grocery shopping last night in preparation for your...”
— Mom
May 13th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Hudson River, June 2006.
May 13th
Listen Listen
via lickystickypicky Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons: “December 1963 (Oh, What a...
May 13th
“Guess what? I just got a call from Kelly Clarkson and she...”
— Jenna B.
May 12th
As you can see, PAP, dear friend of HMC’s and mine, is...
May 12th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER.
May 12th

In three days I will be home with my...

We will fight about who can claim which wedding reception locale.
We will fight about who can claim which family name for her unborn children.
We will fight about misappropriated articles of clothing.
We will fight about who rides shotgun.
We will fight about who gets the chaise lounge and the blow-up raft.
We will fight about the artistic legacy of Hanson.
We will fight about who is more Southern and who is more Yankee.
We will fight about who finished the good cereal and left the empty box in the pantry.
We will fight about shoes, and then we'll fight about ex-boyfriends, and then we'll fight about the fact that I had to wait six months to get a car, yet JBF and EAF each got a far superior SUV on their sixteenth birthdays.
We will fight about who loves whom more, and I will love every single minute of it.
May 12th

When you grow tired of running, when...

May 12th
In an effort to prolong the “fame” and also in...
May 12th
“I know why you’re saying this, but you’re...”
— Gatekeeper
May 12th

Top ten current wants in alphabetical...

Brooks blazer.
Cell phone.
Chalkboard paint.
Long run.
Panama hat.
Ring pop.
Rollercoaster.
Skateboard.
Smooch.
Sun burn.
May 11th
Listen Listen
lickystickypicky: Frank Sinatra: “That’s Life” That’s life, that’s what all the people...
May 11th
This one graduated from the University of Alabama last...
May 11th
“Summer was on the way; Jem and I awaited it with impatience....”
— Harper Lee, To Kill A...
May 11th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER. Saturday night. Rooftop in TriBeCa. My...
May 11th

I am way too...

…hard on myself. I go out two, maybe three nights a week. I get rip-roaring drunk on Fridays...
May 11th

I say the Financial District.

CR: So if the West Village is too girly, what is its male counterpart? What's the most bro-like neighborhood in New York?
ADS: I don't know, but it has to have a Brother Jimmy's.
May 10th
(via thegirlkyle) She makes the world’s best...
May 10th

I am going to write a novel. It is going...

May 10th
Warch Watch
whiteglovesandpartymanners: TV On The Radio: “Family Tree” When I replace my iPhone,...
May 10th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER. Now hoist up the John B sail and see...
May 9th
Click here, but maybe not now. It's too heavy...
May 9th

An abbreviated version of every...

CR: Y'all, I think he's the One.
HMC, MAM, LMcK: NO!
May 9th
“Sometimes, when I’m the Cardinals in a baseball video...”
— LeBron James, courtesy of the...
May 8th
simko: Things That Keep Me Awake In NYC by Greg Hathaway
May 8th
RJH asked for running songs, so here's my...
May 8th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER. The Montauk lighthouse. I will run by...
May 8th
Listen Listen
elizablr: Don Henley: “Boys of Summer” Boys. Summer. Wayfarers. What more is there to...
May 8th

HEY Y'ALL!

I KNOW YOU’RE DYING TO HEAR HOW MY SKATEBOARDING LESSON WENT AND LOST SLEEP OVER IT LAST NIGHT...
May 8th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER. Celebrating my 23rd birthday with some...
May 7th
Above is my training plan for September 26. Take a good look...
May 7th

My daily phone call:

PAP: My dad bought a Ferrari yesterday.
CR: Why?
PAP: Well, he was at the beach, and he wanted a Ferrari. Anyway, this is the time to buy. They're so popular right now, he had to get black instead of red.
CR: You mean he wanted a RED Ferrari?
PAP: You act like you've been there before.
May 7th

Currently on repeat, in no particular...

Heart: "These Dreams"
Kyte: "Solsbury Hill"
TV on the Radio: "A Method"
The Killers: "Neon Tiger"
Spencer Davis Group: "Gimme Some Lovin'"
Smashing Pumpkins: "Cherub Rock"
Slightly Stoopid: "Round the World"
311: "Down"
Dusty Springfield: "Son of a Preacher Man"
TV on the Radio: "Golden Age" (for the last six weeks)
May 7th
via kellyann.
May 7th
“‘He’s very clumsy, that boy,’ the girl...”
— Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex
May 7th
Warch Watch
Heart: “These Dreams” It would be physically impossible for me to stuff a jukebox full...
May 6th
May 6th

THIS.

Dudes are fucking nuts. Fucking nuts. I keep thinking that I have them totally figured out. Boys! So...
May 6th
“First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl....”
— Fast Times at Ridgemont High...
May 6th

In the words of Elton John, "DON'T GO...

1. Must carry the beach chairs.
2. Must ride with me in the front row of the rollercoaster.
3. Must give me the window seat.
4. Must throw a spiral, shoot a hoop, swing a pitching wedge, and cast a line.
5. Must tuck my hair behind my ear when he wants to see my face.
6. Must call me at work to say he misses me.
7. Must not mind when I call him at work to say I miss him.
8. Must make the dinner reservations.
9. Must let me jump on the bed.
10. Must let me make the bed.
11. Must turn up Van Morrison while we're cooking.
12. Must keep a six-pack of my beer in his fridge at all times, just in case.
13. Must call his bros "bro" and me "babe".
14. Must laugh at me when I trip on the sidewalk or run into the door frame or walk out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my tights.
15. Must suggest dessert.
16. Must then take two bites and let me finish it.
17. Must not let me always get my way.
18. Must occasionally put his foot down.
19. Must let me "help" him hook up the TV/DVD/stereo system.
20. Must kill the spiders.
21. Must call his parents, and when I say, "Tell them I said hi!", say, "Cary says hi!"
22. Must devote an inordinate amount of time to where he wants to hang his pictures.
23. Must laugh at my jokes.
24. Must take me (every once in a while) to his preferred sporting events.
25. Must fill his car with dirty, stinky boy paraphernalia.
26. Must drop the lobster in the pot.
27. Must wear seersucker at my behest...just once.
28. Must play his music really, really loud.
29. Must hit the snooze button.
30. Must let me know when he thinks my shades are hideous.
31. Must wear his sunglasses at night.
32. Must keep a tall stack of books by the nightstand.
33. Must patiently explain and re-explain financial quandaries to me.
34. Must give me the crossword puzzle.
35. Must then help me solve the crossword puzzle.
36. Must keep his laundry (both dirty and clean) in enormous piles throughout his bedroom for me to trip over.
37. Must have his own passion projects.
38. Must love data.
39. Must earn my father's approval.
40. Must take me to the beach.
41. Must let me take him to Missouri and Jersey and Virginia.
42. Must aim the snowballs at my face.
43. Must teach me how to throw a punch (but not by example).
44. Must have cute little habits when he gets nervous.
45. Must be chatty on long car rides.
46. Must love road trips.
47. Must, when I forget that I don't want to be a nag and command him to do something, respond with "Fuck you!" or "I do what I want!" Occasionally.
48. Must at other times just shut up and do what I ask him to do.
49. Must loosen his tie.
50. Must forget to shave.
51. Must consider getting a room when we're out and about on a Saturday afternoon.
52. Must refuse to give up his nasty favorite articles of clothing, like the hideous ball cap or the sweat pants that could practically stand up and walk on their own.
53. Must roll his eyes when I make a ton of substitutions and special requests when ordering at a restaurant.
54. Must always let me buy a round.
55. Must vote.
56. Must be patient.
57. Must show off for my friends.
58. Must say, "You are ridiculous," and, "You are adorable," at regular intervals.
59. Must let me read aloud to him my favorite passages in my favorite books.
60. Must be intimidated by my sub-six-minute mile.
61. Must be forthcoming about important details relating to his ex-girlfriend history.
62. Must not be too forthcoming about unimportant details relating to his ex-girlfriend history.
63. Must love jalapeno poppers and guacamole.
64. Must not use the L word until he is absolutely sure that he means it.
65. Must be awesome.
66. Must not blow cigarette smoke in my face.
67. Must send me stupid email forwards.
68. Must have a favorite poem, piece of art, and classical composer.
69. Must refuse to participate when I suggest a super-sappy chick flick.
70. Must then kind of get into it when I put on the super-sappy chick flick anyway.
71. Must earn my roommate's approval.
72. Must snore. I think it's adorable.
73. Must smile for the camera.
74. Must not use too many hair products, and by too many, I mean any.
75. Must own a tie clip (but I don't care if he wears it).
76. Must give the salespeople shit when he's feeling feisty.
77. Must hail the cab.
78. Must instinctively reach for my hand when we cross the street.
79. Must love big shaggy dogs.
80. Must have a favorite flower.
81. Must take me to the park.
82. Must ask my opinion frequently about pressing current events.
83. Must not always be available.
84. Must not be too enthusiastic about karaoke but then must grab the mic and kill it on a Sinatra cover.
85. Must wax rhapsodic about how cute I am when I do something painful like fall down the stairs and don't know whether to laugh or cry.
86. Must get drunk with me one night and buy roller skates and wear them to bars.
87. Must own a cocktail shaker.
88. Must get that deer-in-headlights, oh-my-God-where-is-my-life-going look that all boys get when we walk into Crate and Barrel.
89. Must know how to buy, marinate, and grill a steak.
90. Must confide in me his most preposterous dreams and grand ideas.
91. Must say, at least once and with sincerity, "You were right, and I am sorry."
92. Must say, at least once and with sincerity, "You were wrong."
93. Must know how to remove the shell from a Chesapeake crab.
94. Must not be too fussy about the neatness of his fingernails.
95. Must not mind that I'm not very fussy about that shit either.
96. Must love Wall-E.
97. Must give a life-altering, earth-shaking, star-colliding back rub.
98. Must drive.
99. Must let me drive.
May 6th
“Boyfriends can be so CUMBERSOME in the summertime.”
— EJ, speaking the holy truth
May 6th
DAILY DOSE OF SUMMER: Lee Family Reunion at Hayden Hall,...
May 6th
I stopped at Saint Patrick’s after work to light a...
May 5th
This will be me on Thursday! Weather permitting. Otherwise...
May 5th
Listen Listen
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: Dire Straits - “Romeo and Juliet” The dice was loaded from the...
May 5th

It happened on a Saturday, and I haven't...

…slightest idea what we were doing. But at some point something he did necessitated the use of...
May 5th
May 5th
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me...”
— Albert Camus
May 5th

I say, "Sorry," way too much.

I say it when I bump into people, and I say it when I don’t have correct change, and I find...
May 5th
Daily dose of summer, which we will all need in the coming...
May 4th
“Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I...”
— Nick Hornby
May 4th

This is a disposable camera.

Now I could haul my enormous Nikon with the paparazzi lens to the bars or buy yet another...
May 4th
HMC: He's a real trooper to put up with my antics.
CR: That's true love.
HMC: Perhaps.
CR: Or patience.
HMC: Burst into Corinthians. Baaahhhhhh.
CR: And that's how the Bible applies to drunk shenanigans.
May 4th
May 4th
Though his romantic outpourings had...
May 4th
Fact: Cary Elwes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights was my first...
May 4th

So now, not only does Mom have a Tumblr...

May 4th
“I stumbled across your blog and this post as I was eschewing...”
— ADS Without a doubt the BEST...
May 4th
Listen Listen
sarakatherine: Kyte - “Solsbury Hill” Today I don’t need a replacement I’ll...
May 4th

When I attended the University of...

…Virginia, I lived in a Beta Bridge apartment with three seniors. Now I’ve been known to...
May 3rd
Listen Listen
randyhaddock: Louis XIV - “Finding Out True Love is Blind”
May 3rd
“Take that picture off your blog! You do not look like that...”
— KSG
May 3rd
A tree grows in SoHo.
May 3rd
Drunk English major roommate love is the best love.
May 3rd

I think what separates running from...

…other sports is that running, unlike, say, hockey or basketball, involves no goal. There is a...
May 2nd
“‘The Girl Scout’s motto,’ said Lolita...”
— Vladimir Nabokov
May 2nd
Mile fourteen on the west side. And, yes, I asked a stranger...
May 2nd
Fifteen miles in Central Park.
May 2nd
This is one of my favorite buildings in New York - a...
May 2nd
I wrote this. TGIF, motherfuckers.
May 2nd
“To ensure I get a good run in, I’ll drop myself off in a bad...”
— Chelsea Handler in People...
May 1st
May 1st

Have I read "The Secret"? Absolutely...

Do I know what its philosophies the writer prescribes for a well-rounded existence? Only in the...
May 1st
Cary Randolph: I jay-walk on a regular basis.
Sister JBF: That's some street cred.
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GRAY SHINGLED BEACH HOUSES...

…ARE MY ARCHITECTURAL G SPOT.
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Tuesday night over calamari and...
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“It’s a rough, wild world. Baby, it’s a violent...”
— T. Adebimpe/C. Martin/C....
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Broseidon, my king of the Brocean. And so we kick off...
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“Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over....”
—  F. Scott Fitzgerald (via...
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