Semper erit aestas.

REGISTERED! This will be an interesting summer…

Mar 3rd

I want to get stoned and watch this.

Mar 3rd

“Every mile is two in winter.”
— George Herbert

Mar 3rd

I don’t know who Alexandra Vickers is (left side, long...

Mar 3rd

NCAA Field of 65 "still fuzzy"

According to Sporting News’ Ryan Fagan: “Forget, for a moment, about the bubble boys. ...

Mar 3rd

“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure...”
— Andrew Wyeth

Mar 2nd

via Gchat:

CR: I am so emo lately.
AEB: Cary, scars on your wrists are so not fun in the summer.

Mar 2nd

katiebakes:tesslynch: Oklahoma

Mar 2nd

Lonely little love dog that No one knows the name of I know why you cry out Desperate and devout...

Mar 2nd

Fuck you too, Frosty.

Mar 2nd

“Any man can write a novel. It takes an artist to make a...”
— Angela Landsbury,...

Mar 2nd

via georgiegirlnyc. I have the jeans, but quels chaussures?...

Mar 2nd

Now THIS is a bauble. $198 at Henri Bendel.

Feb 28th

One thing I’ve gained since moving to the Apple is an...

Feb 27th

Proof that I was fratty once.  At the DG/Phi Kap marriage...

Feb 27th

ellenclare: Thursday nights make me miss college. I miss...

Feb 27th

Missouri slaughterhouse provides heirloom...

Feb 27th

WHERE IS YOUR COMFORT ROOM?

I think I’m finally on to something. Stay tuned.

Feb 26th

“O, wind, If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
— Percy Bysshe Shelley

Feb 26th

Life With Food and Drink

Feb 26th

I ran six miles after work, stopping briefly at Saint...

Feb 26th

Ben Weiner Giant Pearls 2008, oil on canvas via hydeordie

Feb 26th

Watch

It’s Thursday. The weekend is just within reach. Let’s all drop some acid and watch Walt...

Feb 26th

Does she love you?

Feb 25th

Nan Kempner with Bill Blass at a party at the Plaza, 1970.

Feb 25th

“I am bored and did a Tumblr search of ‘Lilly...”
— Girl Wears Mascara

Feb 25th

65 degrees tomorrow?

girlwearsmascara: cary, give me some runnnning motivation. i’m getting back in the saddle and it is...

Feb 24th

“Antisthenes says that in a certain faraway land the cold is...”
— Plutarch, Moralia

Feb 24th

“What to Expect From Minetta Tavern” Over...

Feb 24th

I can't decide if looking incredibly...

…hot in my brand new dress made my horrible day better or worse.  Like, did the outfit and the...

Feb 23rd

Feb 23rd

“Ah yes, I remember it well - cruising up and down the Hudson...”
— Daddy, upon hearing I will...

Feb 23rd

Just got a promotion and found an...

Feb 23rd

Drops April 12. I am so excited for this release. Yes, I...

Feb 23rd

“My advice is to go ahead and wear an apron when you’re...”
— White Gloves and Party...

Feb 23rd

Cary Randolph: So, um, Jesse McCartney will be in the city on Thursday, and---
Roommate: NO.

Feb 23rd

inothernews:pearlsbeforeswine:libbylovesnyc:littlemiss ...

Feb 21st

nevver: Downtown, 1920

Feb 21st

Home alone on a Friday night.

Not as sad as it sounds. I could use some quiet time.

Feb 21st

WANT! NEED! HAVE TO HAVE!

Feb 20th

Soulard (soo-lard) is a historic...

…neighborhood in Saint Louis, Missouri.  It is named after Antoine Soulard, who first began...

Feb 20th

It is so fratty to care about your alma...

From this morning’s edition of Sporting News TODAY, columnist Mike DeCourcy on Missouri...

Feb 20th

Being fratty with PAP on the Sigma Chi lawn.

Feb 20th

lovepuppy:katoleary:saintnate.

Feb 20th

Some of my favorite frat memories...

…actually don’t involve Jim Beam.  Rather they follow the Beam.  They follow the long...

Feb 20th

FRATTY FRIDAY

Feb 20th

“I want a wedding cake of wheels of brie.”
—  the always profound...

Feb 19th

Gratuitous photo of the inside of my makeup bag Thursday

Feb 19th

Finally!  A collection I can wrap my mind around.  Oscar de...

Feb 19th

Last night in a certain Brooklyn...

…bought my first song on iTunes ever.  And this is what it was.  Welcome back to southwest...

Feb 19th

Girl Rules.

Rule 1: Don't ask questions to which you don't actually want to hear the answer (e.g., "If you like models so much, you must think I'm fat, right?").
Rule 2: Don't ask nighttime questions first thing in the morning (e.g., "At what point the night we met did you decide you liked me?").
Rule 3: Girls like plans, itineraries, and confirmation of Boys' affection.
Rule 4: Boys like chaos, vagueness and Girls who don't ask questions to which they don't actually want to hear the answers.
Rule 5: Don't order the frou-frou drinks.

Feb 19th

Tonight!

Feb 19th

The 20 Male Poses of Facebook.

Feb 19th

Let's file Pap smears under "Things I...

Sent from the doctor’s exam room because I have an iPhone now and am a BALLER.

Feb 18th

via

Feb 18th

Obama's Rhetoric Is the Real Catastrophe

Feb 18th

FML.

AT&T Salesman: Do you want a 917 number?
Cary Randolph: I guess so. Is it better than 646?
ATTS: Yes, but not as good as 212. 212 is old school, but you can't get that anymore.
CR: Yeah, when I told my mom I was getting a new phone today, she said, "Make sure you get a 212 number!"
ATTS: Hahahaha, your mom must watch a lot of Sex and the City!

Feb 18th

Marc Jacobs Collection 2009 shown on Tuesday at the New York...

Feb 18th

“When I was living in New York I took my girlfriend to Saks...”
— Daddy

Feb 18th

I want the first draft sewn up by my twenty-fifth birthday.

Feb 18th

This is my first post from my new iPhone...

Now I can blog on the run…in the sun…at the bar…in my car…et al.

Feb 18th

CCC and I are moving to Hell’s Kitchen!  We will play...

Feb 17th

“I believe I’ve made my Lent decision. I took a hard look at...”
— Lindsay Willpower!  And...

Feb 17th

“Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone...”
— Mignon McLaughlin

Feb 17th

I have already begun creating the guest...

It will be held on July 10, 2010, at an as yet undisclosed location. Just another way to keep summer...

Feb 17th

Note also the Palmolive in the background. For washing them...

Feb 17th

Next Tuesday is Mardi Gras which means...

…Wednesday ushers in Lent, that period of reflection and mourning, not for the impending death...

Feb 17th

katiebakes:yvynyl:heilemann:Cracked.com

Feb 16th

Feb 16th

“You can’t see Canada across lake Erie, but you know...”
— Paul Fleischman

Feb 16th

Poor Spring.

I pitch a nonstop conniption fit from September to May about my love for Summer, and I completely...

Feb 16th

Watch

Bryan Adams, Sting, and Rod Stewart: “All For Love” Only the best love song to come out...

Feb 14th

Watch

Bryan Adams: “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” Only the best love song to come out of...

Feb 14th

A VERY CARY VALENTINE:

Hendrick’s is clear Ketel is too Tonight I’m cuttin’ loose So pour me some Goose!

Feb 14th

My Valentines.

Feb 14th

“And could he find a woman in her womanhood as great as he...”
— Sir Thomas Malory, Le Morte...

Feb 14th

Right?

Feb 14th

Philematology: the science of kissing

Feb 13th

“UMMMMMMMM…… Fratty Friday???? Only the BEST idea...”
— ATS

Feb 13th

CR: Fratty Friday = best idea I've ever had.
PAP: Besides birth control.

Feb 13th

It's Fratty Friday!

Welcome to my newest regular feature.  Check your fake ID at the door, fill that Solo cup with...

Feb 13th

Being extra-fratty at the Alabama-Georgia football game,...

Feb 13th

“They were all pretty virginal. I, on the other hand, well,...”
— KB

Feb 13th

Watch

Eddie Money: “Take Me Home Tonight”

Feb 13th

I will be joining my dear sorority sister and fellow...

Feb 12th

hydeordie:brocatus Yeah Yeah Yeahs Reveal Badass It’s...

Feb 12th

It was ten o'clock on a...

…February night in 2002, and I don’t remember if we had had a particularly harsh winter,...

Feb 12th

“Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to...”
— Tom Robbins (via...

Feb 12th

inothernews:baxterp

Feb 12th

Gratuitous Photo Of Yourself Wednesday: Wearing my favorite...

Feb 11th

I'll never forget the first time...

…I said the word douchebag.  It came from my father, of course, and was for years a favorite...

Feb 11th

The boy will be with his boys doing boy things in Canadaland...

Feb 11th

Watch

MC Luscious: “Boom I Got Your Boyfriend”

Feb 11th

New Cocktail Named After Caption Sully

Feb 11th

CR: I ate a granola bar before I ran four miles this morning, then a bag of cashews and another bar at the office for breakfast THEN two slices of pizza at lunch. Plus i'm going out for dinner and drinking martinis tonight.
CR: So is it okay if I get a cookie now?
KAM: Considering I have no limits myself...yes, I think it is OK
CR: Thank God. BRB...
CR: Two cookies and a Diet Coke later...
KAM: Mmmm. I want a HUGE brownie.
CR: Fuck yes.
CR: With a big glass of (skim) milk.
CR: And maybe some vanilla ice cream.
KAM: And walnuts.
CR: And caramel drizzled on top of the fudge.
KAM: Yes! Ugh. I feel like I am on my period 24/7.
CR: Me too! My whole life is one long period.
CR: It's like an elipses... ... ...

Feb 10th

I am going to make it happen! P.S. Click the pic to make...

Feb 10th

P.A.P. wants to help you BONE up on your...

Feb 10th

Slaying dragons.

Feb 10th

“I’d just like to inform you that I will be in...”
— BNB

Feb 10th

My coworkers can always tell when...

…I have a date in the evening because I show up for work looking like I cared (i.e. I...

Feb 10th

"Field of 65: Missouri solidifies NCAA hopes,...

Feb 10th

Listen

Hall & Oates: “I Can’t Go For That”

Feb 9th

Oscar de la Renta featured his beautiful

…spring 2009 line “last week at The Boys’ Club of New York’s sixth annual luncheon and...

Feb 9th

Oh crap! My parents joined Facebook.

Feb 9th

(via alanajoy) This makes me say, “Oh my...

Feb 9th

“Cary, my darling, please stop using bad words in your blog....”
— Mom, via Facebook:(

Feb 9th

Lessons learned whilst visiting East Hampton: When baking...

Feb 9th

25 Bullshit Facts About Cary Badass...

I caved.  Enjoy.   The only sections of the New York Times that I read religiously and word for...

Feb 6th

My sweet little angel butter cupcake...

…tore her ACL in last night’s basketball game and now must embark on her long-awaited,...

Feb 6th

Feb 6th

Feb 6th

I bid on the littly Lilly...

…shift featured below and in doing so opened a brand new can of procrastination worms. My goal...

Feb 6th

via natface. HAHAHAAHAHAHLDFKJA;DLFKJA;LDFKJAD;F

Feb 5th

P.A.P. is back and frattier than ever.

Feb 5th

My favorite dress in the whole wide world is a Lilly...

Feb 5th

“Did you seriously ask Mom to MAIL you TOILET PAPER?!?!...”
— Kid Sister EAF

Feb 5th

Oh, look!  It’s two American Girl...

Feb 5th

Via email:

Cary Randolph: We are going to Balthazar on Monday night, and we're ordering the seafood tower. You better come with an appetite!
Mother: I'm looking forward to the seafood tower at Balthazar. Does it come with a side of Jack Daniel's?????

Feb 5th

My sweet and sassy Southern matriarch is visiting the Big...

Feb 5th

“As is inevitable with any runaway fad, a vocal resistance...”
— Douglas Quenqua “Ah,...

Feb 5th

Watch

The Beets - “Killer Tofu”

Feb 4th

“‘Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other...”
— Cher Horowitz

Feb 4th

Gratuitous Photo Of Yourself Wednesday: Enjoying my first...

Feb 4th

ellenclare:fizzzzy:collectingraindrops:iwantmybearsuit:hotg0s...

Feb 4th

Watch

marjoree:Bale Out - RevoLucian’s Christian Bale Remix! Lethal overdose of Bale.

Feb 3rd

Cary Randolph: You are disgusting.
Kid Sister: Tell me about it.

Feb 3rd

Dinner last night didn't...

…happen, as you might have guessed.  Binge eating with my roommates while standing in front of...

Feb 3rd

Watch

We’re getting three inches of powder today (but not the South Beach kind). Time to bring in...

Feb 3rd

lavenderlines:bebelestrange:fredseibert:yvynyl:ryanjpointer:o...

Feb 3rd

Girl gossip, post-Gossip Girl

CCC: I had the worst night. I woke up and could not get back to sleep, even though I was really tired.
CR: Were you with Dan?
CCC: Yeah.
CL: You should have woken him up!
CR: You should have made him do it with you. That would help you fall asleep.
CL: Exactly! Sex is the new reading.

Feb 3rd

“Of course, Sully also might have been too busy gliding over...”
— Robert Kolker “My...

Feb 2nd

The curious case of Cary Randolph.

CZ Guest, in her fifties: Cary Randolph, in my tens:

Feb 2nd

When the roommate's idea of...

…eating dinner at home involves grilled salmon with portabello and gouda, and the boy pairs...

Feb 2nd

marjoree:99 Red Balloons

Feb 2nd

Happy…

Feb 2nd