Sorry [our parents] party.
KB: Our parents seriously party hard.
KB: If all their parties are like the one on Saturday night, good Lord.
CR: I don't think I can party as hard as [Daddy].
KB: No way. At one point, my dad raised this huge like gallon of Jack Daniels in the air and said, "We're all out! It's empty!" Your dad promptly ran to the bar, blew the fog horn, and pulled a new fifth out of the bottom cabinet saying, "I saved the day!"
CR: His stash of liquor is shocking and awe-inspiring. I've never seen anything like it.
KB: He told me about the 200 fifths of Scotch he has in storage in the basement.
CR: They're in a 5 x 8' locked safe.
KB: OMG.
Aug 12th