Semper erit aestas.

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February

2009

October 98
September 110
August 118
July 135
June 141
May 167
April 209
March 135
February 123
January 165

2008

November 108
October 179
September 160
August 160
July 144
June 143
May 119
April 105
March 69
January 46

2007

November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
“WHAT!!?? YOU’RE ACTUALLY DATING A NEW GUY!! ...”
— BNB
Jul 1st

3 Movie Characters I Identify With

onemoretimewithfeeling: Annie Hall - Annie Hall Amelie - Amelie Mary - There’s Something About...
Jul 1st
My cousins, Sister JBF, and me in Virginia, circa 1991. ...
Jul 1st
In two days I will be here again. My...
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
My love, my Huey. This is dedicated to my BFF BNB, who loves Huey almost as much as I do, and to my...
Jul 1st

Everyone loves a top ten list...

…especially one that is music related.  Nick Hornby revolved a novel around the phenomenon. ...
Jul 1st
“Why is this my life? That’s almost everybody’s question.”
— Gnarls Barkley
Jul 1st
One of the few photos taken on Friday night that would not...
Jul 1st
Dear Jon Bon, Could you spare me some L.A. Looks gel? ...
Jun 30th
“OK, the dress is hanging in JG’s closet among...”
— KB I’m picking it up in...
Jun 30th
via onemoretimewithfeeling
Jun 30th

HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS WILL BE...

How fortuitous that I will be in Virginia that weekend!  A pilgrimage is definitely in order.  I...
Jun 30th
The results are in!  Our inaugeral weekend celebrating the...
Jun 30th

Douchebags, part one

Cary Randolph (via AIM): So I'm going on a date with [Redacted]
RTC: Yeah I read that. You're like a greatest hits CD of a band called Bad Decision.
CR: I have an idea.
CR: Find me a guy in Where-the-fuck-ever, and if you give me the OK, you can set it up. I fold.
RTC: Haha. Sounds like a plan to me.
CR: No more silver set, no more law schoolers (unless...), no more douchebags. They will have to have the RTC stamp of approval before they can even talk to me at bars.
RTC: Well, at least you won't date creeps. Child molesters maybe, but not db's.
CR: Well, I'm not a child, so they won't molest me. How's that for logical?
RTC: Bingo bango!
CR: Wango tango!
CR: Okay, that is settled.
Jun 27th
Central Park + Asics = Best Long Run Ever.
Jun 27th
Friday style star: Meredith Melling Burke.  The market...
Jun 27th

OK OK

rtc: Some people have accused me of being a bit harsh with this post.  Those people should know...
Jun 27th

Dear Scooter...

Best. Tumblr profile photo. Ever. Kisses, Cary Randolph
Jun 27th
Warch Watch
NOW THIS IS HAPPENING.
Jun 27th

I was typing a work email...

…in a bit of a rush, and I misspelled my name.  Instead of “Cary”, I signed my...
Jun 27th
One thing: the polo shirt
Jun 27th
cupcakesandcouture: Sorry, I party.  I’m glad someone...
Jun 27th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Jun 27th
(via frangry) She’s just being Miley.
Jun 26th
Jun 26th

"Can't quit your ex? How to say goodbye...

by Dr. Laura Berman The beginning of summer is always ripe with barbecues, graduations and weddings....
Jun 26th
Hello, ‘Nineties supermodels.  You are my 26.style...
Jun 26th
This brew is about to get bitter.
Jun 26th
GIMME.
Jun 25th

Email conversation between Mommy and me

Cary Randolph: Well, the dermatologist’s appointment went something like this: I waited in a reception area full of white trash with lesions and pestilence for about 20 minutes. (One woman had the audacity to change her baby’s diaper. In a medical waiting room. WTF?)
Mommy MCF: Oh honey I'm sorry it was so unpleasant. I went to Penney's at lunch today to buy a little shell to wear under a jacket and a GIRL was changing her baby's diaper ON THE FLOOR right in front of the waiting room door. Disgusting. I never did that.
CR: Is it “Wipe Your Child’s Ass in Public Day”? I don’t understand. The worst scenario was on the plane from LAX to STL last month when this couple, God they were awful, let their children yell and jump around and generally act like hooligans during our 4-HOUR WAIT ON THE TARMAC and then the dad changed his kid on the floor in the aisle. Not only is that disgusting for everyone within sight (and smell) range, but it also must be very unsanitary for the baby lying on an airplane floor…in coach.
MCF: At least they should wait and do it when they can afford first class. That should go in your blog.
Jun 25th

I am obsessed with Facebook's BUMPER...

Jun 25th
The Pasta Salad Manifesto
Jun 25th

I can predict a bad day...

…especially if it begins with an asiago bagel and cream cheese and a cherry danish at...
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
I opened my inbox this morning to a major surprise, on par...
Jun 25th
Warch Watch
Ladies and gents, it is WTF Wednesday, and I am feeling irresistible.
Jun 25th
Dear [Redacted], Your new girlfriend is gross. Kisses, C.R.
Jun 24th
Tuesday 26.style star: Cher Horowitz Do I even need to...
Jun 24th
“Fuck you. It’s summer.”
— My excuse for doing whatever I...
Jun 24th

I share a birthday with Michelle Kwan,...

Saab 9-3 Aero convertible with black exterior and grey leather interior.
Nude Christian Louboutin slingbacks.
Tortoise shell Ray-Ban Wayfarer classics (because I lost my third pair…after three weeks of ownership)
Canon Powershot
One year’s worth of weekly manicures and bi-weekly pedicures
Trips to Los Angeles; New York; and Greenville, South Carolina
Coffee table (preferably the one already in my parents’ family room)
Grey Alexander Wang blazer
Ralph Lauren booties in black leather with black satin bow (from Fall 2007 collection)
Metropolitan DVD
A jar of gourmet feta-stuffed olives
Several bottles of Steele chardonnay
Crystal wine glasses
The gold studded Louboutin heels I saw in July’s Harper’s Bazaar
Silver, nude, and black Jack Rogers sandals
Anything from Milly, Lilly, or Ralph
Cash. Money.
Crystal trifle dish
Classic Burberry trench
Running tights (for winter)
De Soto running outfit
Scanner
Plasma TV
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
It’s Tuesday.  Tomorrow is WTF Wednesday.  Top that!
Jun 24th
kathlellen: yarrow: Dear Jessica Simpson, I am going to...
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
(via juliaallison)
Jun 24th
Monday 26.style star: the adorable, fedorable RTC. ...
Jun 23rd
“You’re like a porterhouse steak, medium-rare.”
— BB, my BFF’s brother,...
Jun 23rd

When booze doesn't love you back

malty: Everyone has there own remedy for hangovers. For some its the greasy morning bar $2...
Jun 23rd
toomuchawesome: William Styron  I am reading his book Lie...
Jun 23rd
I have an alien hand.  And while we’re on the topic,...
Jun 23rd
via itsmescooter 
Jun 23rd

Ask C. Randolph...

From KB: Ok, I’m having a crisis of sorts. This weekend I went to Neiman’s to quickly...
Jun 23rd
“Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as...”
— Nora Ephron
Jun 23rd
Nan Kempner: Saturday 26.style star.  Socialite...
Jun 21st
Doozies!   I haven’t had one since about 1995,...
Jun 21st
“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon…the two most beautiful...”
— Henry James
Jun 21st
My new favorite Tumblr...
Jun 20th
Warch Watch
“Life is demanding without understanding…” (My Friday night theme song.)
Jun 20th
Cary Randolph: Do you think my blog is boring?
Sister JBF: No...(trails off)...but I do think you should write about me more. You don't write about me enough.
Jun 20th
Friday’s 26.style star is one of my very best friends...
Jun 20th
Watermelon Viking, duh. via ashers
Jun 20th
Yep.  It’s Hangover Thursday.
Jun 19th
“The language of hangovers is universal, like music.”
Jun 19th

Knock-knock...

DJANDREW1: Knock knock.
NYMAG: Who’s there?
DJANDREW1: 9/11
NYMAG: 9/11 who?
DJANDREW1: You said you’d never forget.
Jun 19th
AH & TD’s wedding reception on the seventh was a...
Jun 18th
Michelle Pfieffer as Elvira Montana is this...
Jun 18th

It's WTF Wednesday!

I owe $40.00 from text message overages in May.  WTF?! RTC is engaged in an email relationship with...
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
“So something happened after all. Get your confidence up,...”
— Mommy MCF via email, five...
Jun 18th

I am currently...

…reading… …watching… …listening…
Jun 17th
“I think vests are all about protection. Like, the life vest...”
— Demitri Martin
Jun 17th
Tuesday 26.style star: Grace Kelly. This was taken in her...
Jun 17th
Tuesday 26.style star: Alice Lee Roosevelt Longworth....
Jun 17th
This morning’s Meet the Press. via ashers via...
Jun 17th
“On behalf of me and all of my friends that like nothing...”
— Senator Claire McCaskill (MO)...
Jun 17th
Daddy and I at the Club, February 2007.  According to some...
Jun 16th
“James Brown said, ‘When you’re tired of what...”
— Van Morrison, “Real Real...
Jun 16th

To my five hundredth visitor today,...

I haven’t felt this popular since I heard a rumor from a totally uninformed speculator that I...
Jun 16th
Swingin’ Sweden. via itsmescooter
Jun 16th

I have finally screwed up the courage...

…to train for my fourth and fifth marathons and will choose from the following.  Help me...
Jun 16th
via Miss Collins.
Jun 16th
Yet another friend who made the move. I'll...
Jun 16th
Summertime Steve (Daddy) on the dock at Leeward.  The only...
Jun 16th

I didn’t call my dad on Father’s Day.

I meant to: I thought about it all day, from the minute I dipped my first tootsie in the pool at the...
Jun 16th
Lighthouse. via jeralyndwile
Jun 16th
“My loneliness is killing me.”
— Britney Spears,...
Jun 13th
“My loneliness ain’t killing me no more.”
— Britney Spears...
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
RIP Tim Russert.  He literally died doing what he loved (preachin’ the truth in the...
Jun 13th
CHICAGOLAND. via whatthehale via onemoretimewithfeeling
Jun 12th
Save Anheuser-Busch...
Jun 12th
“I am a child. Despite my forty years. Despite my thirty...”
— Mme Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Jun 12th

You know it's a bad day...

…when you sit at your desk, head in hands, saying “WhatthefuckamIdoing,...
Jun 12th
KB and her future husband, forty years from now. *** The...
Jun 12th
Jun 12th

My words, decoded:

CR: I'm going to drive separately in case I want to go home early.
M: Do you want me to go with you?
CR: No thanks! I have to go the ATM first so I won't get there right away.
WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY: No thanks! I want to rock out alone to the new mix CD I made of all my favorite Britney Spears songs because I love Britney and own every single one of her albums (including "B in the Mix") and just needed a more convenient way to access her best jams while driving. Alone. See you at [the bar]!
Jun 12th
(via garfieldminusgarfield) Cheer up, Jon.  It’s...
Jun 12th
“I hope you are looking for a super sexy replacement to show...”
— BNB
Jun 11th
Cheryl Ladd is my Wednesday 26.style star.  I went through a...
Jun 11th
Jun 11th
Listen Listen
corndujour: Today, I started my run with the Beatles, Feeling Groovy, courtesy of my father’s...
Jun 11th
Last night I played tennis with T.  The country club was...
Jun 11th
Hello, Brody.  You seem like a douchebag, but it...
Jun 10th

I wish I'd known about the tomato...

…before shoving a raw tomato-laden sandwich down my gullet about ten minutes ago while reading...
Jun 10th
“I don’t want to walk behind you because you are SO tall!”
— Some insecure...
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
Only lately have I really begun to grasp the...
Jun 10th
He was my boss last summer but before that, and ever after,...
Jun 10th
“First loves take us like that. But because they rarely have...”
— Mary Karr, Cherry
Jun 10th
via ashers via christinahaberkern. If you haven’t yet...
Jun 10th

We chat in rap...

CR: Should I back off the blogging?
RTC: Go 'head switch yo style up/If they hate then let 'em hate and watch the money pile up. - Curtis Jackson
CR: They must have PhD's (play hatin' degrees) - Puff Daddy
Jun 9th
via whatthehale Hilarious, this is.
Jun 9th

Sunday's 3-mile iPod shuffle:

Spice Girls: "Wannabe"
Toto: "Africa"
Purcell: "Trumpet Tune and Air"
Howard Tate: "Glad I Knew Better"
George Strait: "It Just Comes Natural"
Stevie Nicks: "White-Winged Dove"
Girl Talk: "Double Pump"
50 Cent and Justin Timberlake: "Ayo Technology"
Beach Boys: "Do You Want to Dance?"
Janet Jackson: "Rhythm Nation"
Jun 9th
“‘Jacob’s Ladder’ has gotten me through so...”
— KB
Jun 9th
“You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you...”
— Audrey Hepburn as Holly...
Jun 9th

26.style star: two incarnations

Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Jackie O.
Jun 9th
maryrambin: Not poolside in the Hamptons, but in NYC, it’s...
Jun 7th
via saramcpherson  For you, baby sister EAF.
Jun 7th
Warch Watch
Holy Saturday!  Let’s celebrate a gorgeous weekend with some Soul Decision.  This one is for...
Jun 7th
Quite possibly one of the best music videos...
Jun 7th
“Y’know what these are? [Holds up five fingers.] These...”
— R. Miller
Jun 7th
Eva Mendes.  Saturday Style Star.  Straight-up summertime...
Jun 7th

I made the blog roll on...

Jun 6th
rtc: Maybe Christ could’ve helped the Lakers last night…
Jun 6th

After 6.5 years and 6.5 million gallons...

…my Jeep Cherokee, or as I bugrudge it, the Heep, has finally died.  Finito.  Adios, shitcan. ...
Jun 6th
Jun 6th
Nothing beats a grand entrance.  When en route to a...
Jun 6th

Sent to my Gmail last night from Lauren...

A friend just sent me your blog. Thanks for the shout out. (And you look chic as hell with a red...
Jun 6th
“Survey” conducted by PAP.  Thanks, bro! ...
Jun 5th
simko: At the party, I also tried Red Bull Cola. Let me...
Jun 5th

MIRACLE! Huey Lewis' "Heart and Soul" is...

Jun 5th
This is Lauren Davis Santo Domingo, a contributing editor...
Jun 5th
“I fly by the seat of my (party) pants.”
— Me.  Duh.
Jun 5th
KB, this blog will speak to you.
Jun 5th
jeralyndwile: andi-b: yellowblog: konishiroku: ...
Jun 5th
(via saramcpherson)
Jun 5th
“Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. That or...”
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Jun 4th

"...a kick-ass red lipstick."

My Wednesday Style Star has a reputation for being a frigid bitch, a picky eater, an elitist snob,...
Jun 4th
And I thought grocery shopping couldn’t get ANY...
Jun 4th
Warch Watch
The Jetsons Movie came into my life via VHS in 1990.  I was all of five years old.  To this day it...
Jun 4th

My dear friend AMB's favorite...

AMB: Hi, my name is A__
Random dude: Hi, my name is ___
AMB: Nice to meet you
Random dude: So nice to meet you, too.
AMB: So, are you putting out tonight?
Random dude: Uhhh i don't know or Oh yeah or My girlfriend's over there
AMB: Good, me too. See you later! (wink - always the wink)
Jun 4th

Overheard at the CFDA Awards...

New York magazine: Do you get self-conscious seeing yourself in magazine spreads?
Marc Jacobs: Yeah, but I love the attention.
Jun 3rd
“I have always said that danger - or at least the possibility...”
— Julia Reed Queen of the Turtle...
Jun 3rd

Finally!

I have not yet announced it, but this Saturday all my dreams are coming true. I will be in proud,...
Jun 3rd
toomuchawesome PAP, this reminds me of you.  Now stop...
Jun 3rd
She dated Michael Jackson, named her daughter Rowan (ugghh),...
Jun 3rd

Facebook, one reason why I love:

CRF: Have you looked at [Redacted's] pictures lately? Our ex-boyfriend-in-common was HOT.
MEE: I did, but remember, he was a fag.
Jun 2nd

Summer is in full swing, Yves Saint...

…I’m stuck at my desk for lunch, snarfing a Panera salad and playing with the stapler. ...
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
“Finishing college in four years is like leaving a party at...”
— KF’s Facebook profile
Jun 2nd
“A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard...”
— Jane Austen(via jeralyndwile)
Jun 2nd
Warch Watch
I knew I had crossed that great chasm of adolescence and become a full-fledged adult when my...
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd