Douchebags, part one
Cary Randolph (via AIM): So I'm going on a date with [Redacted]
RTC: Yeah I read that. You're like a greatest hits CD of a band called Bad Decision.
CR: I have an idea.
CR: Find me a guy in Where-the-fuck-ever, and if you give me the OK, you can set it up. I fold.
RTC: Haha. Sounds like a plan to me.
CR: No more silver set, no more law schoolers (unless...), no more douchebags. They will have to have the RTC stamp of approval before they can even talk to me at bars.
RTC: Well, at least you won't date creeps. Child molesters maybe, but not db's.
CR: Well, I'm not a child, so they won't molest me. How's that for logical?
RTC: Bingo bango!
CR: Wango tango!
CR: Okay, that is settled.
Jun 27th
I share a birthday with Michelle Kwan,...
Saab 9-3 Aero convertible with black exterior and grey leather interior.
Nude Christian Louboutin slingbacks.
Tortoise shell Ray-Ban Wayfarer classics (because I lost my third pair…after three weeks of ownership)
Canon Powershot
One year’s worth of weekly manicures and bi-weekly pedicures
Trips to Los Angeles; New York; and Greenville, South Carolina
Coffee table (preferably the one already in my parents’ family room)
Grey Alexander Wang blazer
Ralph Lauren booties in black leather with black satin bow (from Fall 2007 collection)
Metropolitan DVD
A jar of gourmet feta-stuffed olives
Several bottles of Steele chardonnay
Crystal wine glasses
The gold studded Louboutin heels I saw in July’s Harper’s Bazaar
Silver, nude, and black Jack Rogers sandals
Anything from Milly, Lilly, or Ralph
Cash. Money.
Crystal trifle dish
Classic Burberry trench
Running tights (for winter)
De Soto running outfit
Scanner
Plasma TV
Jun 24th
My dear friend AMB's favorite...
AMB: Hi, my name is A__
Random dude: Hi, my name is ___
AMB: Nice to meet you
Random dude: So nice to meet you, too.
AMB: So, are you putting out tonight?
Random dude: Uhhh i don't know or Oh yeah or My girlfriend's over there
AMB: Good, me too. See you later! (wink - always the wink)
Jun 4th